A monkey’s caretaker in china has taken caring to a whole new level. The monkey was having difficulty defecating and could endanger its life. So the caretaker decided to lick the monkey’s butt for an HOUR to help it pass a peanut through. What about laxatives or a tummy rub?
We often wonder how HIV/AIDS jumped from the  ape to human. This genius of a caretaker proves that anything is possible. A straight fecal-oral route is a great way to transmit diseases. Say hello to patient zero for whatever monkey disease he’s now caught.

A monkey’s caretaker in china has taken caring to a whole new level. The monkey was having difficulty defecating and could endanger its life. So the caretaker decided to lick the monkey’s butt for an HOUR to help it pass a peanut through. What about laxatives or a tummy rub?

We often wonder how HIV/AIDS jumped from the  ape to human. This genius of a caretaker proves that anything is possible. A straight fecal-oral route is a great way to transmit diseases. Say hello to patient zero for whatever monkey disease he’s now caught.

Everyone hates extra fees. I’m sure everyone hates the airlines for charging for checking in bags. Now, Spirit airline wants to charge an additional $100 carry on baggage fee come this Nov? Come on, when people travel, they bring their shit with them. Everyone is already cramming their tiny 3 oz bottles of shampoo, one pair of underwear and shirt in a tiny carry on. Then proceed on fighting and shoving for a spot on the stow-away up top. Now you’re going to charge a C note for that?They can try to reason it with “gas-price” excuse.I just think they’re trying to make up for the lost profits in “check-in bag fees”. Just check the empty luggage carousels.  So next time you get on an airline, remember to ask for an extra bag of the lousy pretzels and an extra can of ginger ale to make up for the lost impeccable service they once had.

Everyone hates extra fees. I’m sure everyone hates the airlines for charging for checking in bags. Now, Spirit airline wants to charge an additional $100 carry on baggage fee come this Nov? Come on, when people travel, they bring their shit with them. Everyone is already cramming their tiny 3 oz bottles of shampoo, one pair of underwear and shirt in a tiny carry on. Then proceed on fighting and shoving for a spot on the stow-away up top. Now you’re going to charge a C note for that?They can try to reason it with “gas-price” excuse.I just think they’re trying to make up for the lost profits in “check-in bag fees”. Just check the empty luggage carousels.  So next time you get on an airline, remember to ask for an extra bag of the lousy pretzels and an extra can of ginger ale to make up for the lost impeccable service they once had.